SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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