I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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