let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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