Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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