woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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