let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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