I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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