im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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