Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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