Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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