So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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