if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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