fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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