32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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