member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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