Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
