just tell him i said nine months
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
