Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
dude. I can hear the air.
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