Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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