i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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