Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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