i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
two words: eviction party
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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