I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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