Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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