Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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