I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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