she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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