That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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