he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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