That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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