Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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