Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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