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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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