Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
