we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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