i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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