Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Let's get the cat blown out
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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