remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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