so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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