if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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