do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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