Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
