YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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