i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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