I accidentally had phone sex last night
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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