Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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