You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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