no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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