It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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