what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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